Weight loss strategy

If anyone needs to shed a few pounds before summer comes I have discovered a new weight loss strategy that is bound to work...

Its called the "my license is suspended for 3 months" diet.

Here are the 5 steps to success:

1. Drive 5-10 k's over the speed limit everywhere you go.
2. When you are driving switch off and forget to look out for speed traps.
3. Don't watch out to see if you are going through a school zone...especailly if your driving through an area you've never gone through before.
4. Speed on double demerit weekends.
5. Check your mail for the love letters from the traffic control department.

If you follow these steps. You will be walking everywhere. Walking to train stations, bus stops, and to shopping centers....etc...and I promise you will loose weight. I used to weigh 80 kilo's, now I'm so skinny I look one of those Ethiopians that run through the desert for days...well except I'm a white version.

ryno :)